Relief For My Shoulder Pain
My shoulder is sore
I do not know why
It hurts my arm
When I try to reach high
It could be a bruise
It could be bursitis
It may be a tendon
Or maybe arthritis
Some days it is painful
Some days it is not
I could try capsaicin
But that’s stinky and hot
I could call the doctor
I could call a nurse
But I recently discovered
The problem’s my purse.
Some Handbags
are heavy
Some Handbags
are light
Then add all of your stuff
And your shoulder could bite
So, I weighed my purse empty
And, I weighed my purse full
What was I thinking
I should have bought a Fossil
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It could be a posture in typing your computer. Are you familiar with Alexander method? It is all about the bad habits we develop in our posture and usage of our body, and how to fix them.
Good rhyme!
Hi Asako,
You are so right about proper posture, and bad habits we develop. I’ve never heard about the Alexander method, but will do a search for that.
I love handbags, and Fossil is one of my favorites, as they make a handbag that is light, before adding all of my stuff to it.
The rhyme, and others I may write, are my answer to an unconventional “ad”, for some of my favorite advertisers.